If you’re not watching How to Get Away with Murder we can’t be friends.. 

I’m so fucked for school

and life in general

"I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me."
Marc Maron (via clear-glass)

My look today is the old remnants of last night’s makeup, and the grim determination to face a new day. 

In the United States:

kissmelou:

crushed-dreams-and-cats:

The north:
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The south:
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this is unbelievably true

Just imagine this though…the northern states are along Canada’s southern border. That first pic? I’ve seen shit like that in April.

indynerdgirl:

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

indynerdgirl:

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

lesbianvenom:

i’m sitting across from this straight boy in the caf and i could tell he was waiting for me to eat my banana so finally i unpeeled it and broke it in half


Updated my desk to fit the hand-me-down, knock-off Keurig I got from a visiting relative.
Don’t judge me, beggars can’t be choosers

Updated my desk to fit the hand-me-down, knock-off Keurig I got from a visiting relative.

Don’t judge me, beggars can’t be choosers

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

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